Reasons Why I Don’t Like You:

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1. You’re a slut
2. You’re an IBNAB
3. I don’t trust you
4. You lie to your friends
5. You’re a bad liar
6. You aren’t all that pretty
7. You’re an artist
8. You drive a stupid car
9. You go to the dumb school
10. You’re a stupid drunk
11. I’m pretty sure there’s a little piece of the devil in your eyes
12. I think you have borderline personality disorder
13. You’re one of those people who think your life is “so hard”
14. You have a lame job
15. Your favorite baseball team sucks
16. You remind me of her
17. You disregard other’s feelings
18. You don’t think before you act
19. You’re a cheater
20. You’re crazy - -not in a good way, either
21. That look you tossed the first time I met you
22. The way you said you knew him better than I did
23. The late night phone calls
24. You tried it
25. And the list goes on…..

Comments

  1. MarthaThursday, December 04, 2008 9:31:00 PM

    Oooohhhh. She got the IBNAB. That's the worst of the worst. That means she's fair game for all the other names out there. I should practice what I preach and be nice and not gossip-y, but you're my sister and I support you in your moment of hatred!

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