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Why I Hate Taxes

How much do I dish out for school a year? Huh? Huh? Do you know? $22,000.00 - -that's how much. I dish out nearly a quarter of a million, quarter of a million , dollars a year, and what does the government give me back for that sweet ass payment? $294.00 Suck ass.

Happy Birthday

Two years ago, you and I were making plans to party hop on new years eve and do something ridiculous to celebrate your birthday. This year, you and I haven't seen one another outside of work for nearly six months and I'm not sure when I'll see you again. It's not fair that we grew up so much and so far apart in those two years, but I'm going to wish you a happy birthday anyway. You're still the coolest kid on the block ;-)

Lose, Lose.

If I say no, then I'm the bitchy, untrusting girlfriend. But if I say yes, then I'm just condoning the bad behavior.