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And no, I'm not a pirate. He's being dumb. WHY is he being dumb? Because he knows it annoys me? Because he wants me to confront him about it so that he can give me that stupid little smirk of his? (I'm betting it's that last one.) Argh. So what am I going to do? I'm going to pull the classic "I'm so happy for you" skit and kill him with it. What do you think about that?

First of all, I never took you as a "dating in the workplace" kinda guy. Okay, well, maybe this is kind of a lie, but, come on, give me a break, kid. Second, and perhaps even more importantly, I honestly do not believe that she took your breath away. If she had, this would have happened much, much sooner. So all of this (AKA my two reasons) begs the reason, WHY? Why are you doing this? No offense, you usually have a good complaining series after it's done with about how all turned out to be a waste of your time (and I don't blame you, we all do this), and I don't want to doom this, really, I mean, maybe she's amazing and she's the one that you'll make it with, but if you don't make it, it will be even harder this time for me not to tell you 'I told you so'. ....Especially since you told yourself so first.

I hope you don't mind I told him how you like it from behind Thank you, Eminem, for putting that into words for me.

My throat is hurting, and I'm willing to take bad tasting drops because they make it feel better.

Apparently, cute things can come from Indiana.....

There is actually one "gift" that I really want. Perhaps more than anything. More than that pony I've wanted since I was a kid. More than that dream sports car I've been wanting for a year or so. More than... like I said.... anything . You wouldn't have to wrap it. You wouldn't have to waste any extra time. It wouldn't cost you much. Maybe it would even save you some money. It's kind of a selfish gift, I know. Yet at the same time it's a much needed reminder. My last real "gift" as a teenager. And one I know I won't get.

When you can't breath properly through your nose because of allergies (or the change in weather, or a cold... who even knows at this point?) it is not smart to go ahead and read something that you know is going to make you teary eyed.