Dear February,

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I don't like you.
In case I haven't made that apparently clear in previous times, I am pretty sure that you stink pretty bad.
You haven't been very nice to me in the past - -only with the possible exception of last year, but still, if you figure only once in nearly twenty years, you have a crappy track record.
I think that you owe me big time, so you can start anytime you like.

Signed Sincerely,
me

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