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How much do I dish out for school a year? Huh? Huh? Do you know? $22,000.00 - -that's how much. I dish out nearly a quarter of a million, quarter of a million , dollars a year, and what does the government give me back for that sweet ass payment? $294.00 Suck ass.

1. You’re a slut 2. You’re an IBNAB 3. I don’t trust you 4. You lie to your friends 5. You’re a bad liar 6. You aren’t all that pretty 7. You’re an artist 8. You drive a stupid car 9. You go to the dumb school 10. You’re a stupid drunk 11. I’m pretty sure there’s a little piece of the devil in your eyes 12. I think you have borderline personality disorder 13. You’re one of those people who think your life is “so hard” 14. You have a lame job 15. Your favorite baseball team sucks 16. You remind me of her 17. You disregard other’s feelings 18. You don’t think before you act 19. You’re a cheater 20. You’re crazy - -not in a good way, either 21. That look you tossed the first time I met you 22. The way you said you knew him better than I did 23. The late night phone calls 24. You tried it 25. And the list goes on…..

I had this brilliant blog planned out for when I got home from work tonight. It was going to be deep and thoughtful and wonderous and, well, EVERYTHING! But February had to go and ruin it for me. The stupid rain/snow/ice froze my car doors when I got out of work. Ridiculous.

The only place where you can drive to school in the morning with the windows down and the radio up. Leave school four hours later to end up in the rain. Have your father come home four hours later and have it be hailing dimes at you. And then have your boyfriend not be able to see in front of him due to the snow five and a half hours later.

Ass Hole Ass Hole Ass Hole You're An Ass Hole.

(1) I hate that you have good taste in music. (2) I hate that we're only convenient friends. (3) I hate that you can make me smile when I want to be mad at the world. (4) I hate that if you ever need anything I would drop what I'm doing to try to help. (5) I hate that you would never ask me for help. (6) I hate that you're not there every week. (7) I hate that you don't even have to try. (8) I hate that you're just kind of floating. (9) I hate that you're a good listener. (10) I hate that you're like my big brother when someone's hurt me. (11) I hate that you're so gentleman-like. (12) I hate that you know everything. (13) I hate that if you were to ever read this that you would know which ones are lies.

If you want consistency, date an asshole! Because when you first meet him, and you start dating, you already know that he's an asshole. You know what to expect of him. If you want consistency, don't date a nice guy! Because with a nice guy, you run the chance of him doing something duche-like that was not expected. Then there goes your consistency.